monday 2 february 2009
12:01PM

i didnt update my blog yesterday, cos, i slept at ain's place. aqil was there! at one point he thought i was his mummy and wanna milk. funny sia. cute sia tu anak. super adorable baby. i wanna be a baby uh. so innocent, clean, happy. all baby do is cry, milk, smile, sleep. alamak. happy per jdi baby. evryone will hug,cuddle, kiss you. try to make you laugh and smile all the time. although they know you dont understand them, yet. i gave aboo the silent treatment. hate him since january till february. NI BRU KEJE SIA. ITE AMACAM. ALAMAK.

i need to be consoled.woo. stress week for me these few days. since january 2009, my new year suck cock sia.really heart pain gile. tomorrow ill start working. woo. bookfair kapa. at parkway. kinda excited and scared uh. but what the hell, i need money. badly to help my mom. 10 am till 10 pm. maot gile sia. hmm. i need someone to make me laugh since somebody can not make me laugh anymore. but but but, my sis sent me this email, funny uh sia. cheered me up. but its in malay. sorry to non-malays. it would be lame uh if i were to translate. then its not gonna be funny anymore(: ermm. btw, if im sad mad or angry, i will have a bad bad dream. then yesterday, i had a dream, i kena rape sia. god forbid! woooo.

Sebaik sahaja mengambil tempat duduk di ruang menunggu sebuah
klinik, Shan terpandang Amin sedang menangis teresak-esak. Dia
segera mendekati.
Shan : Amin, kenapa menangis?
Amin : Saya datang untuk ujian darah.
Shan : Awak takut ke?
Amin : Bukan itu sebabnya. Semasa ujian darah dijalankan,
mereka telah terpotong jari saya.
(Mendengarkan penjelasan Amin, Shan menangis.)
Amin : Eh, kenapa pula awak menangis?
Shan : Saya datang untuk ujian air kencing...


Seorang pegawai polis masuk ke bilik mayat sebuah hospital untuk
menyiasat punca kematian tiga lelaki sekaligus. Selepas memeriksa
mayat-mayat itu, dia bertanya kepada penjaga bilik berkenaan.
Polis : Mengapa ketiga-tiga mayat tersenyum?
Penjaga : Lelaki pertama sedang bersanding, apabila tiba2 diserang
strok. Lelaki kedua pula khabarnya menang loteri dan
mati serangan sakit jantung manakala yang ketiga
disambar petir.
Polis : Hah! Kenapa disambar petir pun tersenyum?
Penjaga : Masa tu dia ingat orang sedang ambil gambarnya...

he's a heartbreaker.