thursday 29 january 2009
10:14AM

i was bored. i red my sister's calender. its called wild words from wild women. kinda funny stuffs uh. its a calender with some funny phrases. kinda cute. so here are some that i read and i liked it. funny,true and real. i laughed alone and everyone at home thought im crazy.

• some of my best friends are books.
• too many of our leaders have concluded that the way to remedy racism is to simply stop talking about race.
• we had a lot in common : i loved him & he loved him.
• my mother always said that rose is the perfect symbol of romance. it dies after a few days, its pretty petals fall off, and all youre left with is the ugly prickly thing.
• i can get along with anybody...provided if they're fat.
• i love animals, especially with gravy.
• id like to grow very old as slowly as possible.
• im not fat, im just too big for my head.
• when a man says he wants to meet a girl with a sense of humor, he means one who will laugh at everything he says while her breasts jiggle.
• men pretend they dont like to be nagged, but they loved it really, it makes them feel wanted.
• i eat when im depressed, i buy shoes when im jealous, i break the phone when im angry, i mangle my fingernails when im lonely, i throw things around the house when im hurt, and wate money on make up when im frustrated, and men just dont know how to cope.
• never fear being vulgar-boring-middle class-dull.
• id like to have a boyfriend in prison, so id always know where he is.
• wars are made by old men, fought by young men and suffered by women and children.
• only time can heal your broken heart, just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs.
• the only way you can prevent people from talking about you when you leave the room, is, to never leave the room. dont go lunch. dont go to the bathroom. -THIS IS BY MY IDOL, ELLEN DEGENERES(:
  

`enjoy this long thing that tires me out!